Monday, March 26, 2007

Always Wear Your Teeth

Second Army Maneuvers, Tenn. - Sgt. Charles Arnold, platoon leader in an Infantry outfit, sweated out a long chow line and, after his mess kit was loaded with food, found that he'd left his store teeth behind.

Carefully placing his mess gear on the ground, he rushed away to get the teeth. When he got back, he found six little pigs and a big sow eating his dinner.

YANK 31 March 1944